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An english, american and italian were in an aeroplane. however, the plane wing caught fire and it started falling. as the american jumped out, he shouted,"God save me!" and God saved him. next the english jumped and as he jumped, he shouted the same thing and got saved. but when the italian jumped, he shouted," God, shave me!" and he appeared in a barber shop. HAHAHA =D okay nevermind. just enjoy your boring boarding school stay everyone. (and at the same time appreciate the wonderful invention called a laptop). byeee!